Harden + Brooklyn = Happy Clubs

Good afternoon, we are back again to bring you more information regarding this MONSTER deal that sent James Harden to the Brooklyn Nets for some players, picks, blah blah blah. What is really important is how Mr Harden fits in with his new city and area. Brooklyn is known for pizza (great for fat guys), Big Cat lives there, and there appear to be some wonderful entertainment options for him to enjoy.

PUMPS

What can I say about this plays that the name doesn't give away? A building full of exotic dancing ladies and it is called PUMPS? Cmon, this could be the one. Just look at the merch these fine folks have online for sale:

You have to enjoy a place as strange as New York having a strip club that creates its own merch. A splendid option if you have that artsy gene in you.

FLASHDANCERS

This one really stands out because of the bargain offered and how nice their "About Us" page was. If James is looking for afternoon deals, this is the spot. Who knows about their exotic ladies at these bargain hours, but the other specials are right on par with other food serving establishments. If he doesn't stumble into here at least a couple times, he is a BIG FAT LOSER.

NY SAPPHIRE

Last up, a wonderful looking steakhouse/dance club located right in New York for Mr. Harden. Now this place just looks special to me and it MAY be the best place for Mr. Harden when he is in town. The combination of steakhouse and exotic dancing ladies would be tough for any professional athlete to avoid. You even get a free dance if you give them your email!

Now after that, the pictures tell an even more fantastic story. This place looks like an electric factory spaceship, as exquisite lighting, and even better looking food. Who says no? If Harden and the Nets don't hang out here, they are living in Brooklyn incorrectly.

Just check this stuff out man, absolutely phenomenal layout and amazing food (I'm sure if I tried the food it'd be good).

If James Harden can't find a fat ass to go with his fat belly, I can only assume he will grow restless and will want out of there as quickly as he was brought in.