BDs Winners, Losers, and Boozers!

Alright everyone, I am back and ready to ROLL! We had a long Christmas break, had time to recharge, and I am SO looking forward to 2021. While there was no post for last weeks games, I do have my usual winners, losers, and boozers!

WINNERS:

My winner for this past weekend are the Jacksonville Jaguars! Congrats to the AFC South cellar dwellers on locking up another horrendous season AND winning the Trevor Lawrence sweepstakes! With a resounding 41-17 defeat at the hands of Da Bears and a Jets win against Cleveland, these clowns locked up the number 1 overall pick. No more Minshew mania or Mike Glennon, get ready for Trevor Time!! CONGRATS!

LOSERS:

Up first for the loser category I have placed the LA Clippers. Yes the season is young. Yes they haven’t had their full roster in every game. Yes they, a title “contender” has already lost a game by 51 points. Pandemic P was not enough against the fighting Mark Cubans as the Mavs didn’t even need points in the second half to win this one. 77-16 at the half? CMON MAN! But as well know, LA is LeBron and ADs town and the Clips are just second fiddle. Losers.

Next loser, the Cleveland Browns. Having one of their best seasons ever, the Browns need to keep winning and they make the playoffs. Down a bunch of wide receivers and the Jets next, the world thought they would win because who doesn’t beat the Jets? (sorry Rams fans) Baker and company managed just this. They threw the ball 53 times with no receivers and the nasty running back duo, CHUNT, only had 15 carries and 39 yards? CMON MAN! Cleveland continues to be losers.

BOOZERS:

Me. I am the boozer this week. What the flying f#%$ has happened to my sports teams? Kentucky is 1-6 and lost to arch nemesis Loserville on Saturday. Chelsea played rival Arsenal Saturday as well, in dire need of a win and some points and they got effing crushed. They played Aston Villa on Monday again needing points and a win, tie. WTF! To top it all off, my Titans played a prime time game on Sunday night against the Packers. Down 19-0, we made it 19-14 and it looked respectable. Outscored 21-0 the rest of the way, 40-14 loss. I’m at a loss of words for all of my teams right now. 2021 is right around the corner. I hope that fixes everything. The Caps are back soon and the Nats are signing guys but this isn’t winning games. I’m this weeks boozer, send alcohol or money for alcohol. @BRANDONDRURY on Venmo and $BrandonDrury on CashApp.