BDs Winners, Losers, and Boozers!

Good afternoon lovely people of the world! Time once again for another addition of the fan favorite Winners, Losers, and Boozers segment and again it's a good one! So much went right for some, so much wrong for others and we have it covered!

WINNERS:

First up, probably the biggest winner of the entire weekend was the LSU Tigers down in Baton Rouge. They came into The Swamp as a 23 point underdog and defeated the playoff hopeful Gators outright that had an ending for the ages. While Cade York appears to be the hero in this one after nailing a 57 yard field goal to win in some dense ass fog, it is in fact the Florida player who chucked a damn shoe 20 yards down the field. WTF are you doing there bro? Also, we should give a special shout out to NFL legend Brad Johnson's son for leading the Tigers to victory!

Second winner of the weekend for me is the Ravens of Baltimore after they beat Baker and the Browns on MNF in a wild fashion! Lamar almost shit himself on the field and then came back in to lead them to victory! The Ravens had been slipping quite a bit this season compared to last, but after two straight wins they seem to be in a good spot for a playoff run now! That's a tough division, but they have a good wildcard shot now!

LOSERS:

Now my loser is a bit different this weekend but it's a very fair assessment! Everyone, online and in real life, was making comments about the weather this weekend. The fog on the east coast in Florida and West Point and the snow out west for Wyoming/ Boise St. My loser is the MF weather. Yeah it provided us with a great visual for these games and looked wonderful, but what did it do besides that? Oh yeah, NOTHING! The weather STANK this weekend! The fog wasn't thick enough and the snow.... THE SNOW BARELY COVERED THE GROUND! These are not weather games at all and I expect much better from mother nature the further into winter that we get.

BOOZERS:

Dan Mullen. That's who I have this week. This guy is a big fat cry baby! You are upset after losing a game, completely reasonable. The way you lost though... YOUR PLAYER THREW A MOTHER FU%&$#@ SHOE! CMON MAN! But don't stop there Danny boy, let's talk about how many games your poor Gators had to play compared to other teams. No, Ohio State does not deserve a playoff spot but neither do you and wouldn't if you won! Playing less games guarantees you a spot? You lost the third game of the season! That gives you a WORSE chance of making it if you had OSU's schedule! Drink up Danny, get ready for Saban to kick your ass this weekend.