BDs Winners, Losers, and Boozers!

Good evening world, strap yourselves in for another round of Winners, Losers, and Boozers! There is a whole lot of bad that came from this weekend, but we have good as well! Let's get started!

WINNERS:

Going to start our winners section with some college football action in the Mormons vs. Mullets matchup of the decade! I mean could you have asked for a more exciting game? The Chants from Coastal Carolina managed to pull this one out against a really good BYU mormons squad and firmly cemented themselves as the cream of the crop among the G5 schools. Even though they only managed 85 passing yards from McCall, they ran all over BYU to the tune of 281 yards and three touchdowns. They won the possession battle, the turnover battle and the ball game. Congrats to the Chants!

Next winner on tap, the Washington (Redskins) Football Team! They beat the once undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers 23-17 and it was honestly a dominating performance by the R words. They ended up with less yards but won the possession and turnover battles along with Alex Smith putting in an absolutely great performance. Yes he missed some deep balls, but he was excellent despite his best target being covered all night long. Cam Sims and Logan Thomas made themselves into HUGE players for Alex while Chase Young and Sweat held down that D line. Congrats Riverboat Ron, the division is in reach!

LOSERS:

My loser of the weekend is the Manchester United Red Devils. I mean you're Man U and you are getting knocked out of the Champions League? To a team named Red Bull? That just stinks but at least they can play for a Europa League title and maybe they will continue to push for the Premier League. At least there were some twitter people pushing hard into their guts to bring Man U to a comeback win today. But losing in group stages stinks pretty bad.

BOOZERS:

Alright everyone, this one hurts. It hurts really effing bad. I have no choice but to anoint my Kentucky Wildcats basketball team as this weekends Boozers. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. This was the easiest choice after the Cats lost to a poop Georgia Tech team Sunday evening in Atlanta. I mean we come in top 10 and we're treated to a third straight loss? Cmon man! Cal needs to get these boys straightened in Camp Cal prior to conference play or it could be one of our most embarrassing seasons in YEARS. I'm not even looking forward to kicking Louisville's ass at this point. We just need to improve. So Wildcat fans, drink the f&%$ up this week and strap in for what is now a PIVOTAL game against Notre Dame on Saturday.